1 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:17,266 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 2 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,811 - What? Mom, I'm fast asleep! - [BOOK THUDS ON FLOOR] 3 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:22,798 You don't look like you're asleep. 4 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,024 Paxton? 5 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,402 What are you doing here? 6 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:29,154 I'm doing exactly what I said I'd do. 7 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:30,989 I'm here to have sex with you. 8 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,866 ["DANCING ON THE LIMIT" BY PRIZES PLAYING] 9 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:35,118 [INHALES] 10 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:36,327 [EXHALES] Whoa. 11 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:37,411 Wow. 12 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,206 Your body looks so good in that over-sized t-shirt. 13 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:41,833 ♪ Make me cry ♪ 14 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:42,876 And is that... 15 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,377 - ♪ Is it over ♪ - [SNIFFS] 16 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:45,920 ...dandruff shampoo. 17 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:47,004 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 18 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:50,341 ♪ Or are we finally coming alive ♪ 19 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:52,469 Wait. This is a dream, isn't it? 20 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,232 Look, if anyone here is dreaming, it's me. 21 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,766 I mean, look at you. You have the beauty of Priyanka Chopra, 22 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:01,436 with the incisive intellect of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 23 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,187 00:01:05,775 McENROE: Yeah, of course it was a dream, people. 25 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:06,691 [GRUNTS] 26 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,815 You didn't think it'd be that easy for her, did you? 27 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,864 ♪ Come closer ♪ 28 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:17,160 And the whole time, Paxton kept complimenting me 29 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,621 and telling me how much he respected me and stuff. 30 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:21,372 What do you think that means? 31 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:25,585 Devi, the reason I was enlisted by your doctors and your mother 32 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:28,046 is to delve into some of the major events 33 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:30,548 that have happened in your life over this last year. 34 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,392 Now, we've been seeing each other for months, 35 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:34,677 and you still don't want to talk about your father. 36 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,262 What's there to talk about? 37 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:37,722 He's dead. It made me sad. 38 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:41,351 Now I want to talk about a major event that could happen this week! 39 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:42,685 Popping my cherry, Doc. 40 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:43,770 Oh, lord. 41 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:46,314 The statistical odds that I would lose my virginity 42 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:48,942 to somebody that hot are incredibly low. 43 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:51,111 I ran the numbers with Fabiola. 44 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:53,446 I have a better chance of being hit by a meteor. 45 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:56,199 I know. I got your Excel spreadsheet. 46 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,576 We could talk about my dead dad any time. 47 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,870 I'm in a very specific window right now. 48 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,539 I'm ready to bone. 49 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:04,833 If you were ready to bone, 50 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,252 you wouldn't use the phrase "ready to bone." 51 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:10,338 And what's so special about this boy, anyway? 52 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,257 [CHUCKLES] Uh... 53 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:14,591 This. 54 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,469 -You can scroll. - I'm not gonna scroll. 55 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,179 Trust me. Scroll. 56 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,306 I'm not-- Damn! 57 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:23,434 Is this kid on HGH? 58 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,145 I know, right? 59 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:26,603 Point made. 60 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:30,525 [CHUCKLES] But he is still a person with feelings and problems. 61 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:31,818 [SCOFFS] 62 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:33,236 Hot people don't have problems. 63 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,655 I mean, I've seen the people in your waiting room. 64 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,700 No offense, but they're mostly uggos. 65 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:40,994 Uh, I do take offense to that. 66 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:42,954 Look, forget about Paxton. 67 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:45,081 In your current mental state, 68 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:48,459 losing your virginity to someone you barely know 69 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:50,795 and who probably doesn't care about you-- 70 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,797 Is a great idea that you fully support? 71 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:53,881 [SCOFFS] 72 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:56,220 You know that's not where I was going with that. 73 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:57,801 Nice try. 74 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,386 [SIGHS] 75 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,932 Devi, I know you're upset. 76 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,853 And I wronged you, and I'm sorry, and I don't expect you to just forgive me, 77 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:10,899 so I stayed up all night, and I made a photo montage 78 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,610 of our entire friendship set to John Legend's "All of Me." 79 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,320 It's all good. I forgive you. 80 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:18,198 Okay, well, with your permission, I'd still like to play it. 81 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,283 - It took a long time, and-- - We're good. 82 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,784 I'm happy for you and Oliver. 83 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:22,868 [LOCKER SHUTS] 84 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:24,787 Oh, great. 85 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,790 El and I agreed, we won't keep any more secrets from you, 86 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,418 even if the harsh truth puts you in a wheelchair once again. 87 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,941 Well, that's not gonna happen, but I appreciate the sentiment. 88 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,047 ALEX: Hey, Fab. 89 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:36,758 I like your denim overalls. 90 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:40,094 Fab, what was that? That was so sexy. 91 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,679 Did you ask out Alex Gomez? 92 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,483 I followed through on your boyfriends plans, 93 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:46,309 so, yes, Alex and I are going to Wetzel's Pretzels this weekend. 94 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:49,395 [GASPS] What about you and Jonah? Did you ask him out yet? 95 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:52,273 I heard he works at Sephora and loves giving makeovers. 96 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,317 Actually, I've been talking to someone else. 97 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:57,570 Paxton Hall-Yoshida. Ever heard of him? 98 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,406 McENROE: Devi told her friends about her interaction with Paxton, 99 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:03,076 but let's just say she wouldn't get points for accuracy. 100 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,827 ["TEASE" BY SALT CATHEDRAL PLAYING] 101 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:05,911 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 102 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,835 - DEVI: Yeah, it was so weird. - [CLEARS THROAT] 103 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,335 I was just minding my own business, 104 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:14,618 and then Paxton literally pulls me aside, and is like... 105 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,298 00:04:19,259 I think you're super cool and whip-smart. 107 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,635 And if you're down with it, 108 00:04:20,718 --> 00:04:22,078 I want to get to know you better." 109 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:24,597 And I was like... [REGULAR VOICE] Yeah. I mean, sure. 110 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:25,932 I guess that could be cool. 111 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:27,015 [SHARP EXHALE] 112 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:29,559 Yes! 113 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,312 He said "whip-smart"? 114 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,481 - McENROE: He absolutely did not. - Yeah, he did. 115 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:36,609 So if things go well, I might start dating Paxton or something. 116 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,278 I guess we'll have to see. 117 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:40,738 [DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING] 118 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:43,991 [CHUCKLES] 119 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,097 DEVI: Fab, are you paying attention? 120 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,203 [MUSIC STOPS] 121 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,497 Yep. Someone's dating Paxton. [CHUCKLES] 122 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,666 Me. Fab, pay attention. 123 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:55,044 Anyways, I'm gonna go contour my nose before he sees me in class. 124 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:56,336 Later. 125 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:57,797 McENROE: Devi strode off, 126 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,758 confident her friends had believed this bullshit story. 127 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,760 Fabiola and Eleanor were confident 128 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,138 their friend had become completely unhinged. 129 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:08,056 [GRUNTS] 130 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,269 [GRUNTS] 131 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:13,104 - KAMALA: Nalini Maami? - [SPEAKS TAMIL] 132 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:14,547 No need to find me a sari to wear. 133 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:17,394 I've selected a killer outfit for my video call with Prashant's family. 134 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,027 Okay. What is it? 135 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:20,653 I'm in it. 136 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:21,821 [LAUGHS] 137 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,823 That? That jeans and blazer? 138 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:24,906 Are you crazy? 139 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:26,766 A fashion segment on The Today Show 140 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:29,495 said it was a fun way to mix professional and casual. 141 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:32,415 Yes, you look like a careerist western woman, 142 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,167 which you obviously are, 143 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,544 but they don't need to know that... yet. 144 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,422 Kamala, his family wants to see 145 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,745 that you can cook, clean, and cater to their son's needs. 146 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,638 They basically want him to marry his own mother. 147 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,386 That sounds sexually confusing. 148 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,430 It is, but this is just the wedding dance. 149 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,593 After you get married, you move to the United States, 150 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:50,759 you can do whatever you want. 151 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:51,928 - [BOTH SCREAM] - [LOUD CRASH] 152 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,978 [NALINI SPEAKS TAMIL] 153 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,981 - Are you okay? - 00:06:00,812 [SIGHS] I don't even know why we've this stupid bike. It was Mohan's. 155 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,153 I always hated it. 156 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,699 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 157 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:14,749 So, what do you think of my new hog? 158 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:16,459 What is wrong with you? 159 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,796 I gave you strict instructions to buy a moderately-priced sedan. 160 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:23,966 You did, but I received other instructions... 161 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,468 from California. 162 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:27,553 - What? - Come on, my love. 163 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,722 We already have your car, 164 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,849 and this will be our fun ride... 165 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,559 [CLICKS TONGUE] for date nights. 166 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:34,976 For date night? 167 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,312 Who am I, Kate Hudson? 168 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:40,483 Yes, and I am your Matthew McConnicky! 169 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:42,526 You could sell it, 170 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:46,572 and maybe we could put the money toward turning the AC on every once in a while. 171 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:47,656 Turn on the AC? 172 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,361 There are people in Siberia who'd kill to be this hot. 173 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:54,122 [SIGHS] But yes, perhaps I should sell this bike. 174 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:01,170 to where she knew Paxton would be, 175 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,673 the most intimidating place at school... 176 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,340 the Hot Pocket. 177 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,719 It was where all the best-looking guys in school ate lunch. 178 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:12,056 We're talking Marcus Jones. We're talking Eddie Tan. 179 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,975 Hell, we're talking Trent Harrison. 180 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:15,685 But Devi was determined. 181 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:18,229 So she swallowed her nerves and walked right in... 182 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:19,480 Ow. Goddamn it! 183 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,983 ...where she instantly got hit in the face with a lanyard. 184 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:23,860 - Did I just hit you? - It's cool. 185 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,279 Hey, Paxton, can I talk to you? 186 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:28,613 [LAUGHS] Okay. 187 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:35,455 So I thought I would follow up on our conversation from the other day 188 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,666 and ask if you wanted to hang out later? 189 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,627 Oh, oh, you mean, uh, like, have sex? 190 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,253 Uh-- 191 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:46,466 Sure, uh, maybe... after school today at my place? 192 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,217 - [STAMMERS] Today? - Yeah. 193 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,428 That's super soon, which is great. 194 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:51,929 Soon is great. It's just... 195 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:55,349 I have orchestra after school today, so I can't. 196 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:56,976 But maybe later this week? 197 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,645 I don't know. Maybe. 198 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,188 Okay, great. 199 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,357 We'll compare calendars tomorrow or something. 200 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,318 We'll figure it out. Later, skater. 201 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,027 What? 202 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,157 [MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY] 203 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,868 Greetings, musicians. 204 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,871 I hope your summer didn't go by too allegro. 205 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,458 Forget it. 206 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:25,546 I'd like to welcome back Devi V, our star harpist. 207 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:28,966 As you all know, Devi had a really bad year. 208 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:32,845 We all did, considering what we had to witness at the spring concert. 209 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,182 You remember what it was. No need to... 210 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,683 [INHALES DEEPLY] spell it out. 211 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:41,354 When Devi's dad... died. 212 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:46,567 Anyway, welcome back, Devi! Let's jam. 213 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:50,988 Mr. Chan, it smells like shit over here. 214 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,907 What? No, it doesn't. 215 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:54,367 Yeah, it does. 216 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,744 It smells like there is actual shit in this room. 217 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:59,330 There's not. The room was cleaned over the summer. 218 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:00,915 Okay. Well, what about those vents? 219 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:02,750 Did they clean those vents over the summer? 220 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,877 There could be shit up there. You don't know. 221 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:08,047 Eric, enough. We're playing. 222 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,466 Strings, lead us in. 223 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:14,136 [CLASS STARTS TO PLAY] 224 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:19,767 [PLAYING CONTINUES] 225 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,187 ERIC: Mr. Chan, I can't play like this! 226 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:26,774 You come over here and sniff, and tell me there's not shit nearby. 227 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:29,026 - Goddamn it, Eric! - 00:09:31,529 I'm gonna barf in my tuba. [RETCHES] 229 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,614 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 230 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:36,658 Paxton! 231 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,913 Hey. I can actually come now. That scheduling conflict I had cleared up. 232 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,957 - Cool. Get in. - Okay. 233 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,335 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 234 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:47,794 [CAR STARTS] 235 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:54,926 Holy shit. 236 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,262 Twist. 237 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:58,472 [FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING] 238 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,145 00:10:06,689 was like getting an intimate window into his mind. 240 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:07,939 [DOOR OPENS] 241 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:11,485 [SPEAKS JAPANESE] 242 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,195 McENROE: Whoa, Paxton speaks Japanese? 243 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,072 Guess his last name makes more sense now. 244 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,156 Bye. 245 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,242 Sorry. That was my grandpa. 246 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,744 Can I get you a drink? 247 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,954 Sure. Do you have any chocolate-- 248 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,622 Ah. 249 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,374 Beer. You read my mind. 250 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:29,253 All right. Well, my mom will be home soon, so... better get to it. 251 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:30,838 [INHALES DEEPLY] 252 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:32,840 [BEER THUDS TO FLOOR] 253 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,424 Oh. 254 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,750 Just so you know, I have to shave my chest for swimming, 255 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,221 so the stubble might, like, irritate your skin a little bit. 256 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,058 ♪ Is it over... ♪ 257 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,142 [GASP SOFTLY] Oh, god. 258 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,562 ♪ Or are we finally... ♪ 259 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,149 You know what? I just remembered. I have to go home, 260 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:52,610 because I have a package coming that I need to sign for. 261 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,579 McENROE: Devi was panicking and pretty bad at coming up with excuses. 262 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,822 - Word. - Yeah. 263 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,659 It's medication for my mom's... polio. 264 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,494 - McENROE: Good lord. - Yeah, so... 265 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:04,038 - Ow. Goddamn it! - Oh, shit. Are you okay? 266 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,121 Yep, I'm fine. 267 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,208 Are you sure? You're... bleeding. 268 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,335 It's chill. I'll see you tomorrow. 269 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:15,715 00:11:20,137 McENROE: Well, this certainly was not the walk of shame Devi was hoping for. 271 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,973 And now, her day was only about to get worse. 272 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,016 [CHATTER] 273 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,184 What the--? 274 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,519 Uh... 275 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,104 What the hell's going on here? 276 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,232 Devi, is that any way to greet your mother and your neighbor? 277 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:34,902 Andrew here was just thinking of buying Dad's old moped. 278 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,362 What? You can't sell it. 279 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,155 I'm almost 16. I could drive it. 280 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,865 Then every year, I can go leave flowers 281 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,509 on the part of the highway where you died in a horrible accident. 282 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,661 But it's Dad's. 283 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:46,247 He wouldn't want you to sell it to a discount Luke Wilson. 284 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,290 - Oh, I know Luke. He's a great guy. - Shut up. 285 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,459 Dad's not here. It's my call. 286 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,087 Mom, you're being such a bitch! 287 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,132 Yeah, you better go to your room before I give you a smack! 288 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:57,632 [DOOR SLAMS] 289 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,763 Smacking is still an acceptable punishment in many minority cultures. 290 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,016 Sorry, we don't have Bagel Bites tonight. 291 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,228 My mom's super pissed at me, and now she won't make us any snacks, 292 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:12,523 despite the fact that Bagel Bites, like, help us study! 293 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,686 NALINI: You should've thought about your Bagel Bites 294 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,318 before you called me a bitch! 295 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,279 - [SCOFFS] Oh, okay. - Look, 296 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,448 we want to talk about a different type of snack. 297 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,991 Paxton H-Y. 298 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,576 We saw you drive off with him today. 299 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,535 Did you guys hook up? 300 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,858 Is his penis as big as it looks in those gray sweatpants? 301 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,415 It's like he's smuggling a pepper grinder in there. 302 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,834 Yeah, like one of those tubes of Pillsbury cookie dough. 303 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:32,917 Yum, yum. 304 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:34,879 Right, guys? 305 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:35,880 DEVI: It was bad. 306 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:39,550 It's like, I think about sex 24/7, but I don't really know how to do it. 307 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:42,511 In the movies, you always see the girl kiss her way down a guy's body, 308 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,513 but then, she moves off-screen. 309 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,157 Is she stopping at the penis, or kissing all the way to the foot? 310 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:48,476 - Penis. - Foot. 311 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,645 See? I thought I was ready, but maybe I'm not. 312 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,397 Wait. We are smart, 313 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,232 and idiots are banging all the time. 314 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,027 If they can do it, we can learn how to do it too. 315 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:01,030 [UPBEAT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] 316 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,656 [EXHALING DEEPLY] 317 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,617 [INHALING DEEPLY] 318 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,536 [EXHALING DEEPLY] 319 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,833 Missionary. 320 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,127 Reverse cowgirl. 321 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,421 The love seat. 322 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:18,922 Snowmanning. 323 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,428 Jolly Roger? 324 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,014 The Trust Bird. 325 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,812 McENROE: Hey, this was really uncomfortable for me to watch. 326 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,565 [SIGHS] Hmm. 327 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,401 [SCRIBBLING] 328 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,027 [CLEARS THROAT] 329 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,241 How is... the weather? 330 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:46,866 Good. 331 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,828 How is the weather for you? 332 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,414 Southern California. Can't complain. 333 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,749 - [KAMALA LAUGHS] - 00:13:59,630 What's interesting about me is... 335 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,049 I'm in a six-year research program 336 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,051 to find preventative treatment for Lyme disease. 337 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,886 We've had a recent breakthrough, and it's-- 338 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,848 Namaskaar, Maami, Maama. What she loves to do is cook. 339 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,559 Kamala, tell them about some of your favorite recipes. 340 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,352 - Tater-tot nachos. - Hup-up-up. 341 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,729 What she meant to say was sambar, idli, dosa. 342 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,815 All the classics. You name it, she can cook it. 343 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,316 Except meat. 344 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:20,775 I do eat eggs. 345 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,152 - [NALINI LAUGHS] - [GASPS] 346 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,988 [LAUGHS] She's joking. 347 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,825 It's just a catchphrase of one of her favorite characters on American TV. 348 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,910 "I do eat eggs. I do eat eggs." 349 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,662 - That's how she says. - I do eat eggs. 350 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:32,997 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 351 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,629 You shouldn't wear so much makeup. 352 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,953 It'll collect on your mustache. 353 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,549 At least I can grow a mustache. 354 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,175 My doctor says any day now. 355 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,303 Who are you trying to impress? 356 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,026 Not that it's any of your business, but I'm kind of seeing someone, 357 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,348 and I have a date after school. 358 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,433 [SCOFFS] 359 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,685 Devi, the only person you're seeing is your therapist, 360 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:57,568 because you went straight-up psycho and couldn't walk for three months. 361 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,606 Oh, yeah? 362 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,358 Well, I won't be able to walk again tomorrow, 363 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,235 because I'm about to go get railed. 364 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,445 Peace out, virgin. 365 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,158 Yeah, you can come see the bike whenever you want, 366 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,119 and yes, it's in perfect condition, not one scratch. 367 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,204 Okay, bye. 368 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,257 ["I SINK I SINK" BY LIVING HOUR PLAYING] 369 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,856 ♪ I sink, I sink... ♪ 370 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,902 Hey, we already have one perfect daughter. 371 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:46,779 That is all we need. 372 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,198 Our family is complete. 373 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,202 Why don't we go outside? Hmm? 374 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,286 Take some fresh air. 375 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,705 It'll make you feel better. 376 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,707 I don't want to feel better. 377 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,458 Trust me. 378 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,046 ♪ ...think of reality ♪ 379 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,636 Oh, oh, oh. 380 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,181 There is nothing to worry about, my love! 381 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,141 I had the bike blessed at the temple. 382 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,505 [MUSIC FADES] 383 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,769 McENROE: Devi had prepared all she could, 384 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,761 just like I did for the US Open Final in '84 when I won in straight sets. 385 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,555 [GRUNTS] 386 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:59,435 But if she was gonna win her first major, she had to put her game face on. 387 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:02,521 [SCOOTER THUDS TO FLOOR] 388 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,775 [SIGHS] Okay, Devi. You can do this. 389 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,318 You can do sex. 390 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,279 It's like riding a bike... 391 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,822 except the bike is a man. 392 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,322 - 'Sup? - [YELLS] 393 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:14,450 [PANTS] 394 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,951 I'm just finishing up a run. 395 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,243 Okay, cool. 396 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,121 So do you need to stretch or something, 397 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,764 or are you good to just go into your garage and have sex with me? 398 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:22,832 Um... 399 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,168 I'm good to go to the garage. 400 00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,086 [SNIFFS] 401 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,140 So, here we are... 402 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,435 about to pleasure each other. 403 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:46,231 But before I can rock your world, I need to freshen up. 404 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,525 Can you point me in the direction of the ladies' room? 405 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,070 I wouldn't wanna pee in the middle of doing it. 406 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,113 Yeah, that'd be bad. 407 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,866 - First door on the right. - Thanks. 408 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,801 ["DANCING (DOWNTOWN)" BY YACHT PLAYING] 409 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:58,911 ♪ Doing it ♪ 410 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:00,703 ♪ All over ♪ 411 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,124 ♪ All over again ♪ 412 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,208 [SPITS] 413 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,962 ♪ Pretty face, can you do it? ♪ 414 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,966 ♪ We've got it made ♪ 415 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,050 00:18:16,386 ♪ You'll be down ♪ 417 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,263 ♪ You'll be downtown ♪ 418 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:19,473 [SIGHS] 419 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,934 ♪ Dancing ♪ 420 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,067 ♪ Welcome to your pleasure ♪ 421 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,443 ♪ Pleasure ♪ 422 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,612 ♪ Just don't make a... ♪ 423 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,240 [YELLS] Jesus Christ! 424 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,241 [WINCES] 425 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,004 - [KNOCKING ON DOOR] - GIRL: Are you okay? 426 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,413 I heard you yell. 427 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,665 I'm Paxton's sister. 428 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,166 I dropped my phone in the toilet. 429 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,751 It's clean now. It dried fast. 430 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,085 Oh, okay. 431 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,421 Hey, can you help me with something? 432 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,173 Uh, sure. 433 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,593 I'm going to the movies with my friends. 434 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,179 Which pair of jeans is the fiercest? 435 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,097 Oh. 436 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,432 For sure the distressed ones. They look hot. 437 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,685 Yeah, I got them at Old Navy. I work there. 438 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,271 Cool. I got fired from retail. 439 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,354 They said my hands were too sweaty to fold clothes. 440 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,401 So are you Paxton's new girlfriend? 441 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,444 You think I look like one of Paxton's girlfriends? 442 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,528 No. 443 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,823 Because you don't look like a skank. 444 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,993 - Damn, girl. Savage burn. - Thanks. 445 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,076 I'm Rebecca. 446 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,745 I'm Devi. It's nice to meet you. 447 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,705 What are you doing? 448 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,666 Becca, I thought you were at work. 449 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:28,667 I switched with Lisa. 450 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,377 She gets her braces off tomorrow. 451 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,046 You said you were just going to the bathroom. What the hell? 452 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,382 Wait. Are you mad at me or something? 453 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,093 [SIGHS] 454 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,386 Have fun at the movies. 455 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,800 00:19:46,247 Why are you sneaking around my house and talking to my sister? 457 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,979 Was I not supposed to? I didn't even know you had a sister. 458 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,689 Oh, you think I'm hiding her now, 459 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,532 because I'm embarrassed of her, or something? 460 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,067 - No, I didn't say that. - Okay. 461 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:57,948 I don't think this is gonna work. All right, you should probably just go. 462 00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,614 [SIGHS] 463 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,203 [SIGHS] 464 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,330 00:20:20,761 NALINI: Devi, let's go! Traffic is heavier than usual! 466 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,013 There was a dead body found on the 101. 467 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:28,101 ♪ I stopped looking... ♪ 468 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,187 Paxton, can I talk to you? 469 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,606 [LAUGHS] 470 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:38,904 [CHATTER] 471 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,615 FABIOLA: Oh, my God! 472 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,451 Were you just at the Hot Pocket with Paxton? 473 00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:48,288 Because you-- Oh, my double God. You don't even have to say another word. 474 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,457 I can already tell you're not a virgin anymore. 475 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,501 - You're glowing. - No, um... 476 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,920 Devi, this is amazing. 477 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,839 You just went from the person in school that everyone felt sad for 478 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,093 to the person in school that everyone is gonna be jealous of. 479 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,011 McENROE: And there it was, the truth. 480 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,388 Everyone pitied her. 481 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,348 And if Devi came clean now, 482 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,309 she'd be back to being nothing more than the school's sob story. 483 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,811 Yeah. No, it's crazy. 484 00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:12,271 I can't believe I'm a woman now. 485 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,939 It feels totally different. 486 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,023 ALEX: Hey, Fabiola. 487 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,317 Can't wait to hit up Wetzel's P's with you this weekend. 488 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,026 Same. 489 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,031 Oh, my God. 490 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:27,703 We basically all have boyfriends now. Can you believe our lives? 491 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,246 [SIGHS] 492 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:30,826 McENROE: Devi was rattled. 493 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,958 For a girl who always knew all the answers, 494 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,293 she didn't know what to do. 495 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,504 How could she make things right with Paxton if he wouldn't talk to her? 496 00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:39,965 - He was less than two feet away, but-- - TEACHER: Devi. 497 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,883 I asked you a question. 498 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,720 McENROE: Oh, shit. Apparently, Mr. Shapiro asked Devi a question. 499 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,930 I missed it too. I was talking to you guys. 500 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,017 Name seven groups the Nazis wanted to exterminate. 501 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,727 Oh, um... 502 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,603 the Jews, the disabled, 503 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,647 Freemasons, bench republicans, 504 00:21:55,731 --> 00:22:00,193 the queer community, Jehovah's Witnesses, and, um... 505 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:02,279 Uh... 506 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,989 May I, Mr. Shapiro? 507 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,323 Yeah. 508 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:08,035 It's the Romani people, Mr. Shapiro. 509 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,911 MR. SHAPIRO That's right, Ben. Good work. 510 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,288 It's okay, Devi. 511 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,749 I know how hard it is to memorize seven facts. 512 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,911 [QUIETLY] Yeah, well, I wish the Nazis would kill you, so... 513 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,377 Devi, what was that? 514 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,881 Yeah, Devi, please share your mumble with the rest of the class. 515 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,925 I said I wished the Nazis would kill Ben. 516 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,010 [CLASS GASPS] 517 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,413 - BOY: Man... - GIRL: Oh, shoot. 518 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,596 What the hell, Devi? 519 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,932 You can't just go around wishing Nazis would kill classmates. 520 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:32,893 Especially ones who are... 521 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,649 - Jews? - Yes, exactly. Your words. 522 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,277 Devi, apologize to Ben right now! 523 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:45,739 - I'm sorry. - You're gonna have to do better than that. 524 00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:47,657 I'm sorry. I'm just messed-up. 525 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,619 I'm just a messed-up person who ruins everything 526 00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,704 and will never find happiness. 527 00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,748 And why should I? I don't deserve love. 528 00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:57,501 I'm a rude teenager, who disrespects her mother. 529 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,628 I wish I was the dead body on the 101. 530 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:01,922 Okay, that was dark. 531 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:04,758 [INHALES] 532 00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:08,178 Principal Grubbs, if it's okay with you, I'd like not to press charges. 533 00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:10,305 Okay, we really weren't discussing that, Ben. 534 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:11,931 Um... 535 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,810 So why don't you two work it out... 536 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,354 and don't tell your parents. Okay? 537 00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:26,863 Ben, I'm really sorry. I don't want Nazis to kill you. 538 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,531 It's okay. 539 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,492 I could tell something bigger was bothering you. 540 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:33,370 Besides being pwned by your intellectual superior. 541 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,269 I'm assuming the date didn't go well? 542 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:41,336 Everyone thinks Shira and I are this perfect power couple 543 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,839 going to fundraisers at restaurants owned by Lisa Vanderpump. 544 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,382 She's one of my dad's clients. 545 00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:47,092 Yeah, that comes up a weird amount. 546 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,886 Yeah, but my point is, even Shira and I have our ups and downs, 547 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,012 but we make it work. 548 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:54,808 'Cause I push her intellectually, and her hotness elevates me socially. 549 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,143 You're gross, Gross. 550 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:57,811 But thanks. 551 00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:58,937 [LOCKER SHUTS] 552 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,947 [KISSING] 553 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:14,870 Steve, wait. We can no longer date. 554 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:16,246 What? 555 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,539 It's complicated, 556 00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:20,542 but my parents want me to be with someone else. 557 00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:23,503 [SIGHS] 558 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,215 Is it because I coach a really bad track team? 559 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,099 CalTech's not known for having great athletes. 560 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:29,968 Most of my team 561 00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:32,332 - are too embarrassed to wear shorts. - No, that's not it. 562 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,723 My parents don't know about you... at all. 563 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,200 But we've been dating for three months. 564 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,352 And they have been three terrific months. 565 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:42,272 You have shown me so many fantastic places in the city. 566 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:45,692 The Hollywood sign, Venice Beach, Olive Garden. 567 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:50,697 But I have a duty to my family. I'm sorry. 568 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,074 Goodbye, Steve. 569 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,162 ["COME AND GO" BY BRIGHTER LATER PLAYING] 570 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:07,963 00:25:12,761 ELEANOR: Proud of you for boning Paxton! 572 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,471 ♪ And soon ♪ 573 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,558 ♪ There are leaves ♪ 574 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,145 Mom, I'm hungry! 575 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,449 There's no food in here, except for popcorn, 576 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,275 chips, hummus, and leftovers, and stuff. 577 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,030 Mom, where are you? 578 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,282 I know you're here. Your car is outside. 579 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:37,618 Mom! 580 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:40,622 ♪ And when you show ♪ 581 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:44,751 ♪ The shapes you pose ♪ 582 00:25:45,752 --> 00:25:48,755 ♪ Count the ways ♪ 583 00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:52,592 ♪ I see you move ♪ 584 00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:55,345 00:26:01,643 Kamala, this lemonade is too sour. 586 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:02,894 Then don't drink it! 587 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,355 - Jeez. Sorry. - [DOOR OPENS] 588 00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:10,902 I've decided, we're keeping the moped. 589 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,697 Not for Devi. For my personal use. 590 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:16,491 The keys will be hidden. End of discussion. 591 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,035 And furthermore, 592 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,454 if you ever use the B-word with me again, 593 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,665 not only will you never drive the moped, 594 00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,000 you will never drive, period. 595 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,501 Because you will be dead. 596 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,504 I understand. I'm so sorry. 597 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,258 I'm very excited for taco night. 598 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:35,384 Mm. 599 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,846 Kamala, the lemonade is a bit too sour. 600 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,349 Excuse me for caring about this family's sugar intake! 601 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,773 [SCRIBBLING] 602 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,320 Devi, there's a boy here to see you. 603 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:56,322 [EXHALES] 604 00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,534 - Hey. - Hi. 605 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,163 Let's talk over here. 606 00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:11,379 I wanted to say I'm sorry for yesterday. 607 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,341 I'm just kind of protective of my sister. 608 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,593 She used to get bullied pretty bad... 609 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:19,304 even by people I thought were my friends. 610 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,474 I guess I've always been a little too protective. 611 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,268 Like, when my parents first adopted her, 612 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:28,271 I used to sit by her bed every night with a Nerf gun. 613 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,358 That's why our cat only has one eye now. 614 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,194 Paxton, I would never make fun of your sister. 615 00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:36,696 She's super fashionable and way cooler than me. 616 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:37,906 - [BOTH LAUGH] - [KNOCKING] 617 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,240 - No laughing. - Mom! 618 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,994 I'm so sorry about your polio, Doctor Vishwakumar. 619 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:44,078 What? 620 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:46,039 Well, thanks for the apology. 621 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:50,085 If we're cool, should we meet in your garage tomorrow? 622 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,086 Actually, I don't think that's a good idea anymore. 623 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,049 It just got weird, you know? 624 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,469 [SCOFFS] Yeah, sure. I was gonna say the same thing too. 625 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:01,512 Okay. 626 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:04,516 Well, uh... I'll see you at school. 627 00:28:06,726 --> 00:28:09,229 ["PEACHES" BY MILK and BONE AND ALEX LUSTIG PLAYING] 628 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:10,854 [SIGHS] 629 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,528 [DOOR OPENS] 630 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,951 ♪ Dressing up for the party ♪ 631 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,038 ♪ A tie dye shirt and too much jewelry ♪ 632 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:31,751 ♪ Lemonade and Fuzzy Peaches ♪ 633 00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:35,880 ♪ I've had enough of all these bitches ♪ 634 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:39,926 ♪ Don't know the difference Between right and wrong ♪ 635 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,180 ♪ I don't care, I wanna feel it all ♪ 636 00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:49,018 ♪ Rosy cheeks and pockets full of dreams ♪ 637 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:52,605 ♪ Let's pack a bag and never come back ♪ 638 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:55,108 ♪ Never come back ♪ 639 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,110 ♪ Never come back ♪ 640 00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:59,154 ♪ Never come back ♪ 641 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,364 ♪ Never come back ♪ 642 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,533 ♪ Never come back ♪ 643 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,618 ♪ Never come back ♪ 644 00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,746 ♪ Never come back ♪ 645 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,540 ♪ Never come back ♪